Vampire Medicine

by Marvel Goose on January 21, 2010

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“When taking Oracea, stay out of direct and artificial sunlight.”

In other words, just stay in the dark all of the time. Since Oracea treats “adult acne” (Rosacea)  sitting in the dark all the time will relieve your acne embarrassment  and save you money — by not paying to take Oracea.  You also avoid the “occasional side effects” of massive diaherra, runny nose, and tocophobia.

I have Rosacea. You will notice that I did not say that I “suffer” from Rosacea. I don’t. Suffer that is. [click to continue…]

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