PSA – Hurricane Preparedness

by Marvel Goose on September 6, 2017

Water Cooler

Don’t Buy Bottled Water. Use This

It is that time of year.  The Weather Channel has Spoken and gallons of water are disappearing from the shelves in my home town.  In my experience, the Home Land Security People and the American Red Cross never ever get their Emergency Disaster supplies list correct.  As a public service, I now list for you a Hurricane Preparedness List that will get you through 72 hours in style.

Disclaimer: Not Approved by the American Heart Association or Anyone Else Either.
Helpful Hint: Buy Large Boxes of Everything from the Warehouse Store

Three to Nine cases of beer, depending. [click to continue…]


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