From the monthly archives:

July 2003

more Things You Should NOT Do in Valdosta

July 31, 2003

Here we go again…

Spit off the Sky Walk at VSU
Make fun of someone’s southern accent
Make fun of a member of the Security Forces Detachment at Moody AFB for having a Northern Accent
Wear a Wildcat Cap at Lowndes High
Wear a Viking Cap at Valdosta High
Ask County Commissioner Rod Casey for the name of his barber (he’s [...]

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School’s Kool Kode

July 31, 2003

The Lowndes County School System molds young boys and girls into tasteful and well groomed men and women the same way the sculptor carves an elephant from marble. They remove everything that does not belong. Only the truly talented can bring this off well. Such talent is denied to committees that create dress [...]

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The Right Suit

July 30, 2003

The Lowndes County Jail was hit with three hundred and sixty five lawsuits today following an appearance by Deputy Sheriff J.D. Yeager in front of the Lowndes County Commission. Yeager detailed all the different problems at the jail as potential lawsuits. “We just haven’t had the right lawsuit yet,” said Yeager.
Jailhouse Lawyer Lucious Macalay said [...]

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Food Grading

July 29, 2003

In the front of every restaurant in Valdosta is the yellow sign with the red number on it that tells you their food service score. Have you ever eaten at a place with less than a 90? I have, but I know plenty who will walk out if the score is not high [...]

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What Not to Do in Valdosta

July 29, 2003

A new feature of the Daily Egg is to list those things you SHOULD NOT do in Valdosta. Please send along anything you can think of and let’s see if we can take the list to 100 items! Here’s my stab at ten things — send your list to 100things@thegoosesnest.com

Leave crayons on the [...]

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