From the monthly archives:

August 2003

Don’t Call Me – I’ll Call You

August 4, 2003

I was sitting in the office of a store owner chewing the fat when one of the guys out front shouted to him, “it’s another stockbroker on the line.”
“Watch this, said my man with an evil smile. “Hello,” he said to the phone. “Listen you pig ^&%%# I don’t care what you are selling as [...]

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still even More Things Not To Do In Valdosta

August 1, 2003

and away we gooo…

Transport drugs on I-75 and drive real fast
Support City/County School consolidation
Say that academics is more important than football
Call VSU “Valdosta College”
Call Valdosta Technical College the “Tech School”
Refer to Valdosta as “The Home of Enos from the Dukes of Hazzard”
Call it a pond instead of a bar pit, you dumb Yankee
Watch the Fun [...]

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