October 13, 2008
London (The Daily Profit) – The Chairman of Gringotts Bank announced today that the bank had completed a deal to buy all of Scotland. Soloman “Swarmy” Smithmaite, Chairman of Gringotts, made the announcement to the Board at a dutch treat luncheon in the Leaky Caldron. He said that Gringotts had taken advantage of the recent muggle market panic to scoop up the whole northern portion of Great Britan.
During the questions period, Smithmaite was asked why he spent so much gold on muggle territory. “I didn’t spend any gold!” crowed Smithmaite, “I paid them in their own Muggle Money!” Smithmaite explained the transaction to the crowd, who could barely believe his cheek. “You see, Muggle Money is just imaginary numbers in computers.” he said.
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Little Robot Cars
October 29, 2008Have you ever been on the Interstate when the sky took a rain dump? You couldn’t see ten feet in front of yourself.
Meanwhile: SUV’s, cars, and Semi Tractor trailer loads zoomed by at 70 miles per hour straight into, well we don’t know what into because we can’t see it. Driving 70 when visibility [...]