July 2009

Tainted Meat Tain’t Mine

July 16, 2009
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The late night jock was just out of high school, very, very paranoid, and into dark things. This radio practical joke convinced him that the cops were after him for a despicable crime.

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Muscadine Wine

July 12, 2009
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Muscadine Wine is an old southern tradition, made from the grapes growing in your backyard. Bordeaux this ain’t.

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What I Did On My Summer Vacation

July 8, 2009
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As was obvious from the first steps inside, the museum is the story of one acne-scarred man, his quest to build a shrine to morbid curiosity, and his forlorn hopes of making a killing off of the Kennedy assassination.

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Bad Tabloid News

July 4, 2009
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Enough has happened in the past few weeks to keep the tabloids happy for months and months and months. I am posting the most obvious ones now so that I can collect the royalties later.

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Celebrity Deathwatch

July 2, 2009
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With a,b,c, and even d list celebrities dying at the rate of a few per week, I have decided to take advantage of the “wisdom of crowds” to see if we can work out the next one to die. Take the poll provided. You can vote on the people listed there or just add your own.

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