Warning! This Warning May Make You Buy the Product

As if we did not have enough reasons to buy more than we need comes news from marketing circles of a new method to sell more products. It's called the warning. Inspired by the Viagra advertisements that warn "erections may last up to seven hours" as part of the disclaimer, copywriters are now delving for other problems with silver linings to include in their pitches. Here is our own offering:

* Use by children under 18 is prohibited
* Could make you get intoxicated faster than normal
* Weight loss could be faster than desired. See your physician
* Could make your breasts look larger
* Could result in triplets

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