Enough has happened in the past few weeks to keep the tabloids happy for months and months and months. I am posting the most obvious ones now so that I can collect the royalties later.
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Micheal Jackson’s Face Appears on Tortilla Made in MendocinoChiconahui Jimenez found more than tortillas in her skillet Friday night |
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Karl Malden’s Penis is MissingPolice think that a vengeful visitor snitched the wang during wake. Macabre market exists for celebrity body parts. Part described as “remarkably resembling his nose”. |
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Aliens Abducted Billy MaysWait, there’s more! |
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Micheal Jackson and Elephant Man to TourCalling it the “Snuffed and Stuffed” Tour, mummified remains to go around the world. Special guest appearance in Moscow at Lenin’s Tomb. |
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Batboy – I was Ed McMahon’s Love ChildIn an emotional and sometimes incomprehensible press conference, Bat Boy finally revealed the secret of his origins. |
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Billy Mays Didn’t Have to Die – VinceIf he had just used my Slap Chop® to eat healthy snacks and salads he would be with us today. |
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Goose, you bad.
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That Vince is one creepy bastard.
Snort. Very good, Goose!
Farrah’s hair found in dumpster behind MJ’s house……
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I agree w/Tiggy – you BAD – a bad, bad boy – hoo-ray!
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