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100 Things You Cannot Do In Valdosta

Good Things You Shouldn’t Do in Valdosta

February 18, 2004

Sometimes you have to take the good ones with the bad ones.  These submissions to our list aren’t so bad…

Move Away and return and expect things to be the same……….
Decide that Ashley Street is the fastest route to ANYWHERE on your lunch break.
Admit that you live in Clyattville.
Take a wrong turn and end up in [...]

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Bad Things You Cannot Do in Valdosta

February 18, 2004

100 Things Not To Do in Valdosta continue trickling in from our readers and some of them, well, some of them are terrible….

Go shopping at TJ MAXX on a Saturday
Now I have no idea what this means as I haven’t been to TJ Maxx in years.  I am assuming the place is busy, but  the author doesn’t say. [...]

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100 Things Update

January 30, 2004

In the past two months some more suggestions for things not to do in Valdosta have trickled in. I’ve ignored all the liberal rage stuff about George Bush as not really being funny or having much to do with Valdosta. Ya’ll can give that stuff a rest. Here are your suggestions for the [...]

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still even More Things Not To Do In Valdosta

August 1, 2003

and away we gooo…

Transport drugs on I-75 and drive real fast
Support City/County School consolidation
Say that academics is more important than football
Call VSU “Valdosta College”
Call Valdosta Technical College the “Tech School”
Refer to Valdosta as “The Home of Enos from the Dukes of Hazzard”
Call it a pond instead of a bar pit, you dumb Yankee
Watch the Fun [...]

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more Things You Should NOT Do in Valdosta

July 31, 2003

Here we go again…

Spit off the Sky Walk at VSU
Make fun of someone’s southern accent
Make fun of a member of the Security Forces Detachment at Moody AFB for having a Northern Accent
Wear a Wildcat Cap at Lowndes High
Wear a Viking Cap at Valdosta High
Ask County Commissioner Rod Casey for the name of his barber (he’s [...]

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