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After Christmas Rant

December 1, 2009

“The Night Before Christmas” was a damnable fable written up on the orders of a PR cabal looking to tame the drunken, fornicating, and gluttonous lower classes of New York City

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Celebrity Deathwatch

July 2, 2009
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With a,b,c, and even d list celebrities dying at the rate of a few per week, I have decided to take advantage of the “wisdom of crowds” to see if we can work out the next one to die. Take the poll provided. You can vote on the people listed there or just add your own.

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Gay Marriage is the New Hotel California

May 26, 2009
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The unhappily married couple has to move to Massachusetts or New Hampshire and establish residency before they can be divorced. Does this sound like a new reality show or what? A boarding house for divorcing gay people, call it “Separate Beds and Breakfasts”.

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Wearing of the Blue

March 16, 2009
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On St Patrick’s the Catholics wear green, the Protestants wear orange, & St Patrick wears blue. Wear all three, or just puke on yourself, it will look the same.

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The Mutation of “Twenty Five Things”

January 26, 2009

If someone sends you an e-mail and asks you to write down 25 things about yourself and then pass that along to twenty-five of your friends with the requirement that they do the same: how long before everyone is “it” and wishing you’d go maim yourself?
Not long.  I did the math.  If everyone obeys like [...]

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