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They should be very proud of the truly noble thing they did that early morning. I wish I could say the same about my part, but I can't.

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The radio station owner had to go hire an entire new staff and he never again had such a talented group working for him.  The radio ad sales sharks moved in and ate his list of clients alive.  It was the rough justice of the radio world.

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I had to quit because I found a job and my past was catching up to me or because my past was catching up to me and I needed another job. I sold the Volkswagen to the circulation manager and, out of loyalty to me, it tossed a rod on the way home. That was just a down payment as the Times and I are still not even.

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