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Bad Tabloid News

July 4, 2009

Enough has happened in the past few weeks to keep the tabloids happy for months and months and months. I am posting the most obvious ones now so that I can collect the royalties later.

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Beach Boarding

June 30, 2009

Salah al Din writes home from his new prison cell in America. He wishes he was back home at Gitmo

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Wearing of the Blue

March 16, 2009

On St Patrick’s the Catholics wear green, the Protestants wear orange, & St Patrick wears blue. Wear all three, or just puke on yourself, it will look the same.

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The Stem Cell Riots of 2016

March 9, 2009

In 2012, when Micheal Jackson announced he had grown back his nose using stem cells, the Cosmetic Hysteria swept the US until the Riots of 2016…

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A Coffin is Worth a Thousand Words

March 2, 2009

exactly HOW do you get patriotic parents to sign releases so that anti-war media can exploit pictures of their child’s flag draped coffin?

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