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Bad Tabloid News

July 4, 2009

Enough has happened in the past few weeks to keep the tabloids happy for months and months and months. I am posting the most obvious ones now so that I can collect the royalties later.

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Beach Boarding

June 30, 2009

Salah al Din writes home from his new prison cell in America. He wishes he was back home at Gitmo

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Indian Giving Comments

January 18, 2009

I practice the craft of Smart Alecey on the blogs of others by leaving comments on their posts. Sometimes I just go overboard and come up with something that I wished I’d saved for my own blog. Well, there is away to take care of that

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Top Stories of [fill in the blank]

January 2, 2009

And now the Associated Press’s Top 10 Stories of any year divisible by four…

10. Russia Starts Another War
Russia regrets losing the cold war and wants a mulligan. THIS time James Bond is going to find some radioactive isotope in his martini.
09. Hillary Clinton is Still Famous
New Diplomatic Protocol: kiss her ring or kiss her [...]

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Christmas All A Twitter

December 15, 2008

My wife and I have a yearly Christmas tradition. We go out to the Mall on Christmas Eve, plop down in chairs at Chic*fil*a and watch all the stressed-out last minute Christmas shoppers as they run dither and hither past our table.  Pass the honey-mustard, please.
This is when the tie you hate is bought.  When [...]

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