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Indian Giving Comments

January 18, 2009

I practice the craft of Smart Alecey on the blogs of others by leaving comments on their posts. Sometimes I just go overboard and come up with something that I wished I’d saved for my own blog. Well, there is away to take care of that

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Top Stories of [fill in the blank]

January 2, 2009

And now the Associated Press’s Top 10 Stories of any year divisible by four… 10. Russia Starts Another War Russia regrets losing the cold war and wants a mulligan. THIS time James Bond is going to find some radioactive isotope in his martini. 09. Hillary Clinton is Still Famous New Diplomatic Protocol: kiss her ring […]

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Christmas All A Twitter

December 15, 2008

My wife and I have a yearly Christmas tradition. We go out to the Mall on Christmas Eve, plop down in chairs at Chic*fil*a and watch all the stressed-out last minute Christmas shoppers as they run dither and hither past our table.  Pass the honey-mustard, please. This is when the tie you hate is bought.  […]

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McCain Promises to Die if Elected

October 5, 2008

Sunday, October 5, 2008 3:00 pm  Flagstaff, Arizona (AP) – The McCain campaign today released a statement from John McCain. “If elected, I promise to die before two years is out and allow Sara Palin to take over the Presidency.”  An advisor, speaking anonymously because he’s not supposed to talk to the press, said that […]

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Perils of Early Voting

September 24, 2008

Notice:  The information contained in this post is about the future.  According to the Temporal Prime Directive, all information that would be detrimental to persons living in our present has been removed. How I came into this document is classified, but it involved barter of an unusual nature. Star Date -315845.17  Leuitenant Zorbg and I are […]

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