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McCain Promises to Die if Elected

October 5, 2008

Sunday, October 5, 2008 3:00 pm 
Flagstaff, Arizona (AP) – The McCain campaign today released a statement from John McCain. “If elected, I promise to die before two years is out and allow Sara Palin to take over the Presidency.”  An advisor, speaking anonymously because he’s not supposed to talk to the press, said that the [...]

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Perils of Early Voting

September 24, 2008

Notice:  The information contained in this post is about the future.  According to the Temporal Prime Directive, all information that would be detrimental to persons living in our present has been removed. How I came into this document is classified, but it involved barter of an unusual nature.
Star Date -315845.17  Leuitenant Zorbg and I are on [...]

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Monday Morning Economics Class

September 13, 2008

The bad news is that all but one of you will be spending tonight re-writing your papers. The good news is you now qualify for public office or a job in the media. Please! please! Practice patting yourself on your back on your own time. You are grotesquing me out with these pretzel movements.

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Throwing Gasoline on the Fire

August 10, 2008

Good Morning class. Open up your economics books to Chapter Four, commodities.
Gasoline is a commodity. That means that no one’s gasoline is that much different from anyone else’s gasoline. Yes Bobby, even Chevron with Techron. These are known as marketing additives. These are used by the marketing departments at large oil companies to convince management [...]

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What Did You Say?

July 12, 2008

On Monday, the Sonic on West Hill Avenue in Valdosta was robbed at gunpoint. While they are being robbed a customer comes up to the drive through and the employee asks him to call 911. Can you imagine?
“I’ll have a diet blueberry fruit slush with some diet strawberry and cherry”
(Whispered) “Vir, twood you caw 911?”
“Excuse [...]

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