Satire

Monkey Business

December 26, 2008

In the Bizarro world of Education, words can always hurt you. At the end of the essay I provide a list of education terms and their real meanings. You can skip the essay and go straight to the list. By Marvel Goose Here in Georgia, we are back to calling “biological changes over time” by […]

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What To Do With Remerton

December 18, 2008

Our intrepid correspondent chronicles the decline of the City Built on Sin, Remerton, GA and offers some proposals and/or fevered daydreams. Don’t know what Remerton is? Get all the Poodha here. Already in the know? Then get on to the good stuff. The Poodha The City of Remerton, GA is an old mill village that […]

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Public Prayer Primer

October 17, 2008

In my hometown, you are going to be called on to pray some day. In public. With all your friends in the room. Most likely before eating. You will be judged for the quality of your work. This Public Prayer Primer will keep you from making a spectacle of yourself with the do’s and don’ts of preprandal, postprandal, and pre-game prayer.

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Gringotts Buys Scotland

October 13, 2008

London (The Daily Profit) – The Chairman of Gringotts Bank announced today that the bank had completed a deal to buy all of Scotland. Soloman “Swarmy” Smithmaite, Chairman of Gringotts, made the announcement to the Board at a dutch treat luncheon in the Leaky Caldron. He said that Gringotts had taken advantage of the recent muggle market panic to scoop up the whole northern portion of Great Britan.

During the questions period, Smithmaite was asked why he spent so much gold on muggle territory. “I didn’t spend any gold!” crowed Smithmaite, “I paid them in their own Muggle Money!” Smithmaite explained the transaction to the crowd, who could barely believe his cheek. “You see, Muggle Money is just imaginary numbers in computers.” he said.

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Reasonableness

September 30, 2008

Statement from the Secretary Good morning, I have a brief statement and then I will take questions.  This department came out four-square for affordable housing back in the 70’s when interest rates were nearing 17%. No one could afford to buy new houses because the Banks and Wall Street were not being reasonable. This department […]

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