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Mostly Real

Vampire Medicine

January 21, 2010
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Take this pill and sit in the dark — all the time.

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Tainted Meat Tain’t Mine

July 16, 2009
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The late night jock was just out of high school, very, very paranoid, and into dark things. This radio practical joke convinced him that the cops were after him for a despicable crime.

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Muscadine Wine

July 12, 2009
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Muscadine Wine is an old southern tradition, made from the grapes growing in your backyard. Bordeaux this ain’t.

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What I Did On My Summer Vacation

July 8, 2009
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As was obvious from the first steps inside, the museum is the story of one acne-scarred man, his quest to build a shrine to morbid curiosity, and his forlorn hopes of making a killing off of the Kennedy assassination.

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Bad Tabloid News

July 4, 2009
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Enough has happened in the past few weeks to keep the tabloids happy for months and months and months. I am posting the most obvious ones now so that I can collect the royalties later.

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