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Tainted Meat Tain’t Mine

July 16, 2009
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The late night jock was just out of high school, very, very paranoid, and into dark things. This radio practical joke convinced him that the cops were after him for a despicable crime.

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Muscadine Wine

July 12, 2009
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Muscadine Wine is an old southern tradition, made from the grapes growing in your backyard. Bordeaux this ain’t.

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The Secret History of the Mad Streaker

February 15, 2009

No one missed seeing that streak. Especially not the girl in David’s nine fifteen class who recognized him. I don’t know how she knew and I don’t want to know. In class, she kept looking over at him in a fetching mixture of embarrassment, excitement, and pure lust. Every time she looked, David became more agitated

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The Thing With No Name

January 14, 2009

The belief that when you name something you have control over it comes to us from ancient times. In the Bible, God was always renaming people to show his ownership of them. Parents do the same thing to children. Listen to parents at the end of their persuasions as they scream a child’s full name to let them know that they really are serious this time.

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It’s Forty-Sheven Degrees and Spartly Clouby

December 31, 2008

It happens every year. Somewhere in America a Disk Jockey is getting drunk on the air for New Year’s Eve to demonstrate the dangers of drinking and driving.  Johnny Fever did it on an episode of WKRP in Cincinnati and that one episode is responsible for this annual event. WKRP caused untold havoc in radio […]

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