Observational Humor

What I Did On My Summer Vacation

July 8, 2009
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As was obvious from the first steps inside, the museum is the story of one acne-scarred man, his quest to build a shrine to morbid curiosity, and his forlorn hopes of making a killing off of the Kennedy assassination.

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How to Spend the Fourth

June 1, 2009
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One important thing was left out of Constitution: the right to bear fireworks. Like most laws banning something everyone is going to do anyway, Florida’s fireworks laws are a study in lunacy.

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Gay Marriage is the New Hotel California

May 26, 2009
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The unhappily married couple has to move to Massachusetts or New Hampshire and establish residency before they can be divorced. Does this sound like a new reality show or what? A boarding house for divorcing gay people, call it “Separate Beds and Breakfasts”.

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Confessions of a Beauty Pageant Emcee

February 3, 2009

I began my Beauty Pageant career as the sacrificial lamb for the Alpha Zee Delta “Miss Beautiful” pageant in college. It was one of those men-dress-up-in-drag things where men act like women, or; more accurately, how a woman would act if she’d just drunk a case of beer and chased it down with a bottle of paint thinner.

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Indian Giving Comments

January 18, 2009

I practice the craft of Smart Alecey on the blogs of others by leaving comments on their posts. Sometimes I just go overboard and come up with something that I wished I’d saved for my own blog. Well, there is away to take care of that

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