Bad Tabloid News

July 4, 2009
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Enough has happened in the past few weeks to keep the tabloids happy for months and months and months. I am posting the most obvious ones now so that I can collect the royalties later.

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Celebrity Deathwatch

July 2, 2009
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With a,b,c, and even d list celebrities dying at the rate of a few per week, I have decided to take advantage of the “wisdom of crowds” to see if we can work out the next one to die. Take the poll provided. You can vote on the people listed there or just add your own.

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Beach Boarding

June 30, 2009
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Salah al Din writes home from his new prison cell in America. He wishes he was back home at Gitmo

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How to Spend the Fourth

June 1, 2009
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One important thing was left out of Constitution: the right to bear fireworks. Like most laws banning something everyone is going to do anyway, Florida’s fireworks laws are a study in lunacy.

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Gay Marriage is the New Hotel California

May 26, 2009
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The unhappily married couple has to move to Massachusetts or New Hampshire and establish residency before they can be divorced. Does this sound like a new reality show or what? A boarding house for divorcing gay people, call it “Separate Beds and Breakfasts”.

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