Gay Marriage is the New Hotel California

May 26, 2009
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The unhappily married couple has to move to Massachusetts or New Hampshire and establish residency before they can be divorced. Does this sound like a new reality show or what? A boarding house for divorcing gay people, call it “Separate Beds and Breakfasts”.

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Wearing of the Blue

March 16, 2009
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On St Patrick’s the Catholics wear green, the Protestants wear orange, & St Patrick wears blue. Wear all three, or just puke on yourself, it will look the same.

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The Stem Cell Riots of 2016

March 9, 2009
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In 2012, when Micheal Jackson announced he had grown back his nose using stem cells, the Cosmetic Hysteria swept the US until the Riots of 2016…

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A Coffin is Worth a Thousand Words

March 2, 2009
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exactly HOW do you get patriotic parents to sign releases so that anti-war media can exploit pictures of their child’s flag draped coffin?

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The Secret History of the Mad Streaker

February 15, 2009

No one missed seeing that streak. Especially not the girl in David’s nine fifteen class who recognized him. I don’t know how she knew and I don’t want to know. In class, she kept looking over at him in a fetching mixture of embarrassment, excitement, and pure lust. Every time she looked, David became more agitated

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