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Tainted Meat Tain’t Mine

July 16, 2009
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The late night jock was just out of high school, very, very paranoid, and into dark things. This radio practical joke convinced him that the cops were after him for a despicable crime.

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Bad Tabloid News

July 4, 2009
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Enough has happened in the past few weeks to keep the tabloids happy for months and months and months. I am posting the most obvious ones now so that I can collect the royalties later.

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Top Stories of [fill in the blank]

January 2, 2009

And now the Associated Press’s Top 10 Stories of any year divisible by four… 10. Russia Starts Another War Russia regrets losing the cold war and wants a mulligan. THIS time James Bond is going to find some radioactive isotope in his martini. 09. Hillary Clinton is Still Famous New Diplomatic Protocol: kiss her ring […]

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This Case Can Only Get Bigger

February 10, 2004

A California man has filed suit in Federal court against several companies who are engaged in the business of selling penis-enlargement products. According to the AP, Jeffery Horton is claiming that he purchased VigRx and, after using the product for 60 days, was not satisfied. Neither was his wife. Harvey Wallbanger, spokesman for Leading Edge […]

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Hot Software

February 4, 2004

(Bangkok, Thailand) A wobbly line of American Senior Citizens are working their way down the gangplank of the freighter AVO Celeste with the exaggerated care of people still not sure of their land legs after twenty days at sea. They are tired, but happy as one half of their quest is now over. “I came […]

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