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Tainted Meat Tain’t Mine

July 16, 2009
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The late night jock was just out of high school, very, very paranoid, and into dark things. This radio practical joke convinced him that the cops were after him for a despicable crime.

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A Coffin is Worth a Thousand Words

March 2, 2009
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exactly HOW do you get patriotic parents to sign releases so that anti-war media can exploit pictures of their child’s flag draped coffin?

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Top Stories of [fill in the blank]

January 2, 2009

And now the Associated Press’s Top 10 Stories of any year divisible by four… 10. Russia Starts Another War Russia regrets losing the cold war and wants a mulligan. THIS time James Bond is going to find some radioactive isotope in his martini. 09. Hillary Clinton is Still Famous New Diplomatic Protocol: kiss her ring […]

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The Attack of the Blue Meanies

September 5, 2008

The Main Stream Media are now the Modern Day Equivalent of the little blue haired ladies from Boston. Call them the little blue shirted ladies and gentlemen after the camera friendly blue shirting’s they wear; or, better yet, the little blue meanies of the media. To be banned in Boston by the little blue haired […]

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