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The Stem Cell Riots of 2016

March 9, 2009

In 2012, when Micheal Jackson announced he had grown back his nose using stem cells, the Cosmetic Hysteria swept the US until the Riots of 2016…

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A Coffin is Worth a Thousand Words

March 2, 2009

exactly HOW do you get patriotic parents to sign releases so that anti-war media can exploit pictures of their child’s flag draped coffin?

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Top Stories of [fill in the blank]

January 2, 2009

And now the Associated Press’s Top 10 Stories of any year divisible by four…

10. Russia Starts Another War
Russia regrets losing the cold war and wants a mulligan. THIS time James Bond is going to find some radioactive isotope in his martini.
09. Hillary Clinton is Still Famous
New Diplomatic Protocol: kiss her ring or kiss her [...]

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Stop Worrying and Love the Carbon

December 1, 2008

Tired of all the invitations to farm a (Lil) Green Patch of Earth on Facebook, we decide to send an invitation of our own – to hug a power plant.

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McCain Promises to Die if Elected

October 5, 2008

Sunday, October 5, 2008 3:00 pm 
Flagstaff, Arizona (AP) – The McCain campaign today released a statement from John McCain. “If elected, I promise to die before two years is out and allow Sara Palin to take over the Presidency.”  An advisor, speaking anonymously because he’s not supposed to talk to the press, said that the [...]

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