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This piece originally appeared on my personal web space in about 1995 and has been offline for a year or more. It made the "Best of the Web Today" that week and can still be found on the way-back machine. I need to scrounge up a picture of the hat when it was younger -- 1975 was when it was born. The picture of the radio crew shows some of the ladies that were on board the van that fateful night.

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